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Vandalism Of Words Derek Haines 9781453777459 Books



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What's this book about? Great question. The answer is so splendidly simple. This book is about anything, everything and nothing. It is an ideal reading companion on a bus or train, where regular interruptions are guaranteed, as every part of this book is very, very short. It is also ideal also for parents with young children, who are constantly, interrupted a by screaming, crying and tantrums. It is also a very good read for those with a limited attention span.

As well as these attributes, this book contains the mindless meanderings of an ageing Australian male lost in the alpine paradise of Switzerland, which in itself is probably enough to at least gain your interest, for a moment anyway.

Originally published in ebook only, but due to a number of requests, which by a number, I don't mean a huge number by any means, I have given in to my environmental and economic highhanded attitude and ego too, and released this book in an environmentally damaging paperback. It's still cheap though.

If you have already scanned through some of the chapter titles, you will have noticed that there is certainly no rhyme, logic or theme in this book. The reason for this is that each short utterance captures my thoughts on a singular day during one silly twelve-month period of my life. Since I wrote this book, each passing twelve months have been just as silly, but I think documenting one of them is more than enough.

Vandalism Of Words Derek Haines 9781453777459 Books

This is a Sienfeld-style stream of consciousness that covers everything from mutton to skin rashes in the nether regions from the fabric softener. I did not burst out laughing at any point but I did chuckle softly on occasion. It is a peculiar and aimless rambling of an entertaining mind. I found myself nodding in agreement; snorting in disapproval; or raising an eyebrow inquisitively wondering how we arrived at such a thought. Between pondering how often he tipped the whiskey bottle and toying with entertaining adverbs, the author drops insightful tidbits. It is an interesting and entertaining look at everything and nothing at all.

Product details

  • Paperback 188 pages
  • Publisher CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (August 30, 2010)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10 1453777458

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I am giving it a 4 stars. My first kindle book rating.
This book grows on you. Rather than trying to read everything all at once, its best to read one or two posts at a time. This helps in giving a feeling like you are actually reading a blog.
The topics covered are wide and some times even though outdated, makes you realize the truth of the state of this world.
Makes you laugh and smile now and then. Definitely worth the read.
"Vandalism of Words" by Derek Haines, self proclaimed Author, Songwriter, Poet and Idiot, is an entertaining journey punctuated by moments of raucous laughter. He waxes philosophical about the human condition, the quirks of the English language and the virtues of a comfortable sofa. It's a great read.
'Vadalism of Words' is a gem. Honestly, there is something in Derek's writings for everyone. Observations on beer, food, cooking, Aussies, the Swiss, rugby, cricket, dogs and etc. And a peppering of lessons on grammar and the structure of english. If only it was taught like that at school! No hesitation in giving this read 5 STARS!!! And I haven't even finished it yet.
This is a collection of very short blog posts from a man without much to say. We get some ruminations on cooking, sports, politics, the products he wouldn't want to live without, his writing habits. It's utterly banal, although Haines comes across as a person who it may be fun to have a drink with.

I'm not sure why these pieces merited being collected in this fashion.
It's is just what the author claimed it was, and nothing more or less. Easy for meto relate to him.
All i can say is good stuff. I am generally a very optimistic guy so I always see things on the bright side but I truly enjoyed this book. You will laugh, you will agree and I am sure on points you will disagree (talking about the book of course), but if you are looking for something to entertain you, then start reading this )
I have just finished reading, crying tears of laughter, and agreeing with, the selection of Derek Haines' blogs.

If, like me, you contribute to the blogosphere in some small way, or if you are considering adding your two pennies worth, I urge you to read Derek Haines "Vandalism of Words". In colating this collection of his blog posts, Derek has unwittingly created the Blogger's Bible, or if you want to look at it another way, He show's how to blog. I thoroughly commend all who love the written word to get a copy.

Do as I have by starting your day reading three or four of the blog posts contained in "Vandalism of Words" pages. You won't regret it, and it will definitely put a smile on your face...
This is a Sienfeld-style stream of consciousness that covers everything from mutton to skin rashes in the nether regions from the fabric softener. I did not burst out laughing at any point but I did chuckle softly on occasion. It is a peculiar and aimless rambling of an entertaining mind. I found myself nodding in agreement; snorting in disapproval; or raising an eyebrow inquisitively wondering how we arrived at such a thought. Between pondering how often he tipped the whiskey bottle and toying with entertaining adverbs, the author drops insightful tidbits. It is an interesting and entertaining look at everything and nothing at all.
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